My posts usually involve an offensive drawing. But lately I have seen these phrases that are meant to be inspirational but only inspire my rage because of its sheer stupidity.
For example:
"Aim for the stars, if you miss" you are fucked. If you miss badly enough you will be far from any gravitational field that you will just be floating about. Otherwise, you'll fall right back on your ass.
"Friends don't let friends do [insert something]". Really? So your friends are your parents, huh? I don't know what kind of dipshit friends you have, but I trust my friends to make their own choices. If they want to do something to fuck themselves, then let it be.
So next time you want to think of something clever to sell stickers or shirts, remember this phrase: Shut the fuck up. Not unlike "Silence is golden", only that in this case there is no room for ambiguity.
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